andy richter is my spirit animal

shannon. 03/02/93 you do the math. from new jersey. currently a volunteer emt here in jersey. full time college student working towards liberal arts associates and nursing. in free time i like doing graphic design stuffs and video editing.

Tokio hotel, sailor moon, parks and recreation, greys anatomy, big bang theory and lots of random stuff

imjustabasic:

counterfeitbrit:

earlofurl:

hellsmedic:

lcpllosee:

gi-jew:

semperannoying:

Good luck getting a girlfriend with that now.

u ok?

Seen worse. Pressure dress it and have your buddy drive you to the ER. 

Is it wrong that I wanna poke it?

Damn, man, you stepped in dog shit. Sorry for the bad luck.

holy frijoles! that’s no beuno.

Damn! Anyone know the MOI for this? This is the kind of call I need soon! 

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